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Woody's list of ridiculously stupid questions.

Ask at your own risk......

"Do the islands go all the way to the bottom?"
No. they float around the Caribbean. There is a beacon on St. Thomas so the airlines know where to find us and the three islands are chained together. We think the BVI's chained themselves to St. John cause they're always real close.

"Why do all the boats in the harbor point the same way?"
It's a rule. They assign one boat each month to be the "lead". All the other boats have to adjust to whichever way the lead boat points. Sometimes it's more than one direction in a day.

"Can you swim under the island?"
Yes I can. I sincerely doubt that you can however

"How far away is the beach?"
What?

"Why is the water different colors?"
It's the different temperatures, the water closest to the island is turquoise, a little farther away is light blue and cooler, and the coolest and farthest is deep blue.

"So, you live here?"
No, I fly in from Detroit every day.